- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
I have put the above jokes for you to smile after a long day of stress at work as these jokes has helped me move from the stress stage into a more relaxing stage so feel free to brighten your day with my best jokes.
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